Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to complain about their experiences with United Airlines.
God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood.
OH, SO precious. Didn’t even see the misspelling until the end — I thought “United Airlines is really awesome at social media …”
Given some of the things that Huma and I have been through,” he added, “I was not going to argue.
Vanity Fair reported recently that as far as it could discern after a long trawl through records, the owners seem to include a cast of characters who might have come from a poker game in a James Bond movie: a Russian property magnate, a Nigerian telecommunications tycoon, the richest man in Ukraine, a Kazakh copper billionaire, someone who may or may not be a Kazkh singer and the head of finance for the emirate of Sharjah